At approximately 13:00 hours GMT (er yesterday), Greenbang received information from a reliable source that eco activists ‘Greenpeace’ were having a poll to decide the name of a whale.
It would seem, from viewing the data available online that they are doing everything in their power not to call the whale ‘Mister Splashy Pants’ – instead seeming to favour spiritual type bestowals.
The aforementioned reliable source left Greenbang with the words:”You know what to do”.
So please vote for this whale to be called
Mister Splashy Pants