Greenbang has mentioned her titanic hatred of the Olympic (can we have the good TV back now please?) Games on more than one occasion so she'll be quiet about it from now on in. She'll just rock back and forth silently with barely suppressed rage instead.
Still, if you've been watching the progress of the Olympic…
When Greenbang thinks of the connotations of bottled water, she think of the fake gay suicide pact in cult 80s movie Heathers, where a bottle of the clear stuff is left by a murdered man to mislead the police into believing the victim gay. "This is Ohio," says the killer. "I mean, if you don't…